Snow Sport Enthusiast Gifts

Golfer playing in the snow

"Hey! Skiing is fun. We just did a double green square, how hard can this be?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Headlong slide into oblivion.

Crutches on the ski slopes.

'When Dad was our age, he had to ski uphill.'

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

'I warned you not to ski so close to that snow gun!'

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

'Common' Sense - Don't let it slow you down.

Finnish skier

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'OK! Nothing to ski here, folks! Move along! Snow's over!'

That's good form!

"How was the ski trip?"

'Look at this mess. Nothing but legs, antennae and body segments. ... That's why I hate weekends at the slopes, Ernie.'

'Supply was out of wings and halos.'

Summer & winter holiday at once

For those bitter cold ski days, Craig mad sure to wear his personal fire pit.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Polar bear bowling alley

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'