Snow Sports Enthusiast Gifts

'You sure you've done this before?'

Skier sees yield sign at top of slope and a major highway is on other side of slope.

Bunny Hill

Possums that ski.

Eskimoses

The climate scepticism prevails!

A skier keeps a parachute for a steep slope.

The last run of the day.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Fine. And you?'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"The test results show its frostbite!"