Snow Sports Enthusiast Gifts

'You sure you've done this before?'

Skier sees yield sign at top of slope and a major highway is on other side of slope.

Bunny Hill

Possums that ski.

The climate scepticism prevails!

A skier keeps a parachute for a steep slope.

The last run of the day.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It is too snowing!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.