Snow Sport Fanatic Gifts

Street with shoe shine guy and ski wax guy.

Elitist Bastard; Snowmobilers and cross-country skiier.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Ice Fishing

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

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