Snow Fanatic Gifts

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same questions.'"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'No, sir. We don't have an appointment. This is what we salesmen call a 'cold visit'.'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

I Love Winter!

Skiing Santa Claus

"Damn it Alice. You're the one who said you wanted a hairdryer for Christmas!!"

"Bless You."

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'