Ski Fanatic Gifts

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

Bigfoot on skis...

The last run of the day.

"Bless You."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

Ice Fishing

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It is too snowing!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Piste-side Hotel

Ski lift.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Cold Beers and Skiers

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Man chases after his skis.