Skiing Fanatic Gifts

'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'

"How was the ski trip?"

Cow using udders as skis.

Man chases after his skis.

"Would you say two skis or four?"

Skiing with balloons

Cat leading the mice away

Beijing 2022

"Bless You."

Skier and his dog.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Skiing at Sea

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Little girl skiing.

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Skier.

Ski lift.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."