Skiing Fanatic Pillows

Man skis through Tree.

'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'

"How was the ski trip?"

Eskimoses

Cow using udders as skis.

Man chases after his skis.

"Would you say two skis or four?"

Skiing with balloons

Cat leading the mice away

Beijing 2022

"Bless You."

Skier and his dog.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Travel looks strong!

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Piste-side Hotel