Skiing Devotee Pillows

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Travel looks strong!

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skiing at Sea

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

Ski lift.

Ski Holidays.

Skier.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Man chases after his skis.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Evolved to Ski.

Reindeer on Skis.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'