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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Frosting the Snowman

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Bless You."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'It is too snowing!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'