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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Bless You."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Non-Denominational Carols

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'It is too snowing!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"We should never take walks like this more often."