Snow Devotees Gifts

"Rub noses? If only we could."

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

Inappropriate Snowmen

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Snowman ice fishing.

How to fight a vampire snowman

Buggy with Snowplow.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

365 Lemonade Stand