Snow Worshipper Gifts

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

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Church for sports worshipers.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Sunbathing in the park

Inappropriate Snowmen

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'