Sweet Worshiper Gifts

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Sunbathing in the park

"Brave explorers of the world"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Energy saving mode

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Drive-thru Church

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Trucker's tan?'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."