Sweet Worshiper Gifts

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathers.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Sunbathing in the park

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Drive-thru Church

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Energy saving mode

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Brave explorers of the world"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trucker's tan?'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."