Sun Worshiper Gifts

'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'

Barbecue circa 2050

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

'Evolve...it's great!'

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

Solar-Powered Tanning Salon

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Boy it's hot today!'

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.

Topless beach

Today will be a scorcher! So if you're heading out to the beach, don't forget your sunblock...

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Spring: The Return of the Prodigal Sun

Sun Screen

Fine, Supine and Loaded on Wine!

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"Yeah, I'm here for the relaxation, too."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

Sun Worship

Woman creates fake sandcastle breasts to attract attention at the beach.

Estate agent shows couple around a house, saying: 'Wait'll you see the garden ??" it's quite a sun trap.'

An Atlantic City game of chance.

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

'And have you ever sat in the sun before?'

"It's too hot to wear skin."

You Know It's Hot When. . . Walking on the Grass Burns your Feet. . .

"Hey, nice Apps!"

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Really Dad? We can sunbake all day long without having to put sunscreen on?!"

Tanning Bed Settings: Low, High, Icarus