Sunday Worshiper Gifts

"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Fresh pepper?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Energy saving mode

"Brave explorers of the world"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trucker's tan?'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Sun Worship

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'