Sunday Worshiper Pillows

"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Brave explorers of the world"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Energy saving mode

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Trucker's tan?'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

A gap between the solar panels