Solar Worshipper Pillows

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Fresh pepper?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

"Brave explorers of the world"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Marilyn's Rushmore

Energy saving mode

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Trucker's tan?'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

You are my sunshine...