Sun Worshipper Escapades Pillows

Balcony extension with sunbathers

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathers.

"Fresh pepper?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Energy saving mode

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Trucker's tan?'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"Nasty sunburn."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."