Sun Worshippers With A Twist Pillows

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Fresh pepper?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Protest

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Energy saving mode

"Brave explorers of the world"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Trucker's tan?'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Nasty sunburn."

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen