Sun Worshippers With A Twist Gifts

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Fresh pepper?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

Protest

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Energy saving mode

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Trucker's tan?'