Sun Worshippers Gifts

It's Really, Really, Really, Hot!

'No, they don't sell furniture, it's the local sunbed salon.'

"I just got back from my Easter vacation down south."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Medium well, please.'

The worms have a beach day

'My parents are so uncool.'

Wrong direction

Too hot to Walkman

'Phone Services - Desperate Selling to Small Businesses'

Tan salon customers get tan bed power from solar panels.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Life Guard finds Oil.

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

"Small world - that's Ian Thompson from No. 43."

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

"We're going to see outbreaks of 'The garden needs rain' followed by 'I like it hot but this is too hot' ..."

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"

Ozone Inaction Day.

'We'll need a sun for tanning.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Club Meddler.

'Freedom at last ! _ blue sky...hot sun...the smell of sea air...'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

Hombre Solaire

'Do you mind if I use the same sun?'

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"No more beach time for Uncle Jimmy" "Naked frisbee...who's with me?!"

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

Nuclear fusion reactor

Seed Catalogue

Sunblock

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'