Sun Worshipper Escapades Gifts

Balcony extension with sunbathers

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Fresh pepper?"

Sunbathers.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Brave explorers of the world"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Energy saving mode

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"Nasty sunburn."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trucker's tan?'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Sun Worship