Snow Worshipper Pillows

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Church for sports worshipers.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Frosting the Snowman

Sunbathers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Sunbathing in the park

Snowman ice fishing.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Energy saving mode

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"