Snow Lover Gifts

You Are Here

'I never thought I'd say this, but I'm even getting sick and tired of winter.'

The Optimist

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'If you don't start exercising more, you'll turn into slush.'

A ski jumper rethinks his decision.

1875 Arctic Expedition

High speed ski lift.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Hey, Frank.. are we interested in buying a window?'

"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

'Well, we made it.'

snowman hitchhiking

"I need comprehensive cover please, starting yesterday!"

'OK, kids, daddy's got to get to work... time to get off the car.'

Yeti helping explorers erect a flag.

Social Distancing on the South Pole

'Cut back on the heat.'

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'

Cold Weather: 'So nothing new?'

'I think I'd like to live in an unhealthy state for a while...'

'Is it cold or is it just me?'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'It is nice to have Springtime here at last.'

Papi makes snowfall for Gracie on Christmas with an ice shredder.

Downhill skier collides with mountain climbers.

The Snowpire

Snow White Flag

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

A Cold Snap

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

Just chilling out...and you?