Snow Day Lover Gifts

'Where's everybody?'

'I was built by texters.'

Winter Weather.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

A snowman is about to eat his nose.

Embrace Winter

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"We need a new braking system!"

"...and doughnuts?!"

"You'd think he'd be bored of it all by now, wouldn't you..?"

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'The Polar Bear Dining Club'

"Dad, I want to do a puddle"

Oi to the world!

'It is too snowing!'

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

Boy throws snowball at snowman to reveal it has a skeleton inside.

You Are Here

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Frosting the Snowman

Non-Denominational Carols

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Ice Skater

Snowman ice fishing.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

How to fight a vampire snowman