Snow Day Lover Mugs

'Where's everybody?'

'I was built by texters.'

Winter Weather.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Embrace Winter

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"We need a new braking system!"

"...and doughnuts?!"

"You'd think he'd be bored of it all by now, wouldn't you..?"

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'The Polar Bear Dining Club'

"Dad, I want to do a puddle"

Oi to the world!

'It is too snowing!'

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

Boy throws snowball at snowman to reveal it has a skeleton inside.

You Are Here

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

Inappropriate Snowmen

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Snowman ice fishing.

Ice Skater

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

How to fight a vampire snowman

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Buggy with Snowplow.