Snow Person Lover Gifts

"You really do have ice water in your veins."

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'It is too snowing!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Flake News

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'