Snow Person Gifts

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

Frosting the Snowman

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Giant Snowflake.

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Whose the new guy?"

Rude Snowpeople

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Hot Tub Frosty

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'It's the abominable snowman!'