Snow Person Mugs

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Snowman ice fishing.

Rude Snowpeople

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Hot Tub Frosty

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'