Snow People Gifts

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Bless You."

Frosting the Snowman

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

Rude Snowpeople

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"