Snow People Pillows

Politically Correct Snowperson

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'No ice.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Bless You."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

Rude Snowpeople

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

How to fight a vampire snowman

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'