Snowpeople Humorists Pillows

Politically Correct Snowperson

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'It's easy, just wee!'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Weather today.

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

It's a bit derivative.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Melted But Not Forgotten

The Itchy Back