Winter Humorists Pillows

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"When they freeze up like that, there's nothing to do but reboot."

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Weather today.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

It's a bit derivative.

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition