Winter Humor Pillows

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Weather today.

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"You have ice water in your veins."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

It's a bit derivative.

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Snowman Romance

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'