Winter Humor Lover Pillows

"Oooo. That's cold."

'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Et tu, Frosty?'

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

Policeman arrests Snowman

"We've got to get this patient stabilized! Let's get him into the freezer!"

'You really need to get some balls.'

"These stupid seeds are frozen!" "I can't feel my hooves..." "Our little drinking pond is now a hockey rink! We're doomed!!" "Proof that animals hate winter."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

A snowman with a rodent problem

Too much holiday blubber.

"He was never good at handling stress."

"Don't look! There is one of these nude perverts again!"

How Moscow gets rid of its unwanted snow.

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

'...And who had the pub curry last night?'

Gnomes in Winter

A snowman with a skipping rope

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."