Winter Joke Lover Pillows

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Bless you.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'You really need to get some balls.'