Winter Joke Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

Carrot shortage goes on.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."