Winter Jokester Pillows

Frosty's Retirement Plan

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

Rude Snowman

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

I'm not saying you're out of shape, but you are getting a spare snow tire, Bob.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'I didn't mean to hit you with a snowball, but you're hard to miss!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Bless you..."

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"It's a new type of nose job. It's called 'carrot cake'."

Snowprov

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Bug hanging up stockings

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

'Now dear, it may be Thanksgiving, but stop referring to your aunt's gallbladder as a giblet.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."