Cold Weather Jokester Pillows

"Don't sit on that cold floor. You'll get polaroids."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snowprov

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Greco-polar wrestling

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

Deep Snow All Around

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

Seven Layers.

Rude Snowman

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Bless you..."