Cold Weather Jokester T-Shirts

"Don't sit on that cold floor. You'll get polaroids."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Gesundheit!'

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snowprov

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Greco-polar wrestling

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Turns out it was all water weight."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

My tail's cold.

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Deep Snow All Around

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."