Chilly Climate Jokester T-Shirts

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"I love this time of year."

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Deep Snow All Around

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

The robins are back, look!

Seven Layers.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'