Cold Climate Jokers T-Shirts

Gift them a t-shirt that’s as chilly and clever as they are—featuring humorous twists on cold weather for a fun winter wardrobe statement.

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'Oh, come on -- you can't have the summertime blues!'

'Oh, come on -- you can't have the summertime blues!' mockup

'Oh, come on -- you can't have the summertime blues!'

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it! mockup

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

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"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?" mockup

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

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"I love this time of year."

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'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.' mockup

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

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"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!" mockup

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

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"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs." mockup

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

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'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?' mockup

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

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'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?' mockup

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

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'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.' mockup

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

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Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium). mockup

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

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Eskimo Breaking Wind

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"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day." mockup

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

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"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis." mockup

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

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"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming." mockup

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

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'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?' mockup

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

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"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot." mockup

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

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"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050." mockup

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

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'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.' mockup

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

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'No, not abominable. The normal kind.' mockup

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

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Snow-shoe Tennis

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'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.' mockup

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

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"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

"I don't think much of this new deodorant" mockup

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

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"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates."

"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates." mockup

"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates."

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I think I'm retaining water.

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Freezing Penguins

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'He's running a high fever.'

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'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...' mockup

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

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"A brand new credit card and not an ATM in sight!:

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'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.'

'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.' mockup

'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.'

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Cold Climate Jokers T-Shirts Collection

Cold Climate Jokers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate cold climate jokers—perfect for warming up those chilly jokes and funny winter wit.

Cold Climate Jokers Pillows

Find the perfect cozy pillow adorned with jokes and humor about chilly days—bring warmth and laughter to any room.

Cold Climate Jokers Prints

Browse our humorous winter-themed prints that capture the essence of cold climate jokers—ideal for decorating with a smile.