Weather Jokester T-Shirts

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'Say, Fred...'

Global Forecasting Institute

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

"We've got water views again."

Rude Snowman

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Bless you..."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

"Hot enough for you?"

Man Sledging on his car