Weather Jokester Prints

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Global Forecasting Institute

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

'Say, Fred...'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Rude Snowman

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Bless you..."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

"Hot enough for you?"