Weather Humor Enthusiast Prints

"And this weather system is beginning to look like genitalia."

Ask Meteorologist Ernie. "What do you think about the saying 'It rains on good people and bad people alike'?" It's true, of course, but it's not what I'm talking about when I say "fair weather."

'I thin he has a split personality. Every time he does a rain dance it snows.'

"Hot enough for you?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Captain steering house through flood.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"I've made a snow angel."

How You Know It's Spring...

'Bless you.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'Say, Fred...'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

Global Forecasting Institute

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."