Weather Humor Aficionados Prints

British Weather Bureau Symbols

Captain steering house through flood.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Weather today.

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Carbon suicide

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

'Say, Fred...'

Global Forecasting Institute

LARGE FRONT

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

"We've got water views again."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

Man Sledging on his car

Snowman duel

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"Hot enough for you?"

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

Weather forecasters tell lies!