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Captain steering house through flood.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Weather today.

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

How You Know It's Spring...

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

Carbon suicide

'Say, Fred...'

Global Forecasting Institute

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

LARGE FRONT

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

"We've got water views again."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Man Sledging on his car

Snowman duel

"Hot enough for you?"

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

Weather forecasters tell lies!