Weather Jokesters Gifts

Nice conservatory!

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

Global Forecasting Institute

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Say, Fred...'

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

"We've got water views again."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

"Hot enough for you?"

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

Man Sledging on his car

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

'He's running a high fever.'

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

"I'm allergic to ice."

UK snow warning.

Volcanic ash cloud held up with sticks