Weather Joke Lover Gifts

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

How You Know It's Spring...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

LARGE FRONT

'Say, Fred...'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Global Forecasting Institute

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

Man Sledging on his car

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"Hot enough for you?"

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

'Salt!... Salt!...'

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

Weather forecasters tell lies!

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