Weather Joke Lover Pillows

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

How You Know It's Spring...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

LARGE FRONT

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'Say, Fred...'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Global Forecasting Institute

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

"We've got water views again."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"Hot enough for you?"

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Man Sledging on his car

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

'Salt!... Salt!...'

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

British Weather Bureau Symbols

Weather forecasters tell lies!